Blogville has been all abuzz with recaps from the SATC New York premier so of course I couldn't resist a little snark, even if it is just too easy. Behold, the lovely Lydia Hearst.
A replay of Lydia's pre-premier activities (according to moi):
6:00 p.m. Lightly coats herself in adhesive.
6:05 p.m. Dumps every piece of tacky jewelry she owns onto the floor.
6:15 p.m. Drops to floor belly first and rolls around in even, circular motions to ensure proper coverage.
6:20 p.m. Looks at herself in the mirror and decides something is missing.
6:25 p.m. Frantically digs out the souvenir filled shoe box she keeps under her bed.
6:30 p.m. Settles on the pendant that her 6th grade boyfriend Skip made for her at summer camp in the Poconos.
6:35 p.m. Proclaims herself red carpet-ready but not before popping a Xanax.
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